I cannot stay silent. This desperate plea tugged at my heart strings…
Todd Woodland is, as Jackie Bradbury says, the world’s best uke. And he’s still pretty low ranked. Heck, even I’ve passed Todd in rank. That’s just not fair to Todd, who obviously has been training longer than I have.
The guy gave up his left eye just so Master Ken could demonstrate a few techniques to the world. His groin has been stomped and re-stomped up to 100 times, which means Todd has given up any chance of having any children ever. What more do you want, Master Ken?
I hope you’re reading this, Master Ken, because it’s obvious even to a 5th kyu beginner like me that it’s high time Todd was promoted to Pink Belt.
I hear all the rest of you out there sniggering about the color. Stop it. What’s wrong with Pink?!? It “soothes lady pains,” and believe me, that alone is awesome. Pink is such a powerful color that even Jesse Enkamp, well-known blogger and Karate entrepreneur, has given people pink belts to wear at his prestigious Karate Nerd Experience seminars. I think the honor of wearing a pink belt is long overdue for Todd.
So here’s what I want all you martial artists out there in the world to do. Spread the word. #PROMOTETODD
Please do the right thing, Master Ken!!!